Chess Jokes

 

"So I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov

- Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"

 

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In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog.

They are astonished and say: "What a clever dog!"

But the man protests: "No, no, he isn't that clever.

I'm leading by three games to one!"